Oops, You’re Not My Wife

I headed out to Target the other day (cuz we practically live there), and while perusing the sale racks this guy comes up to me and says, “Honey, what do you think about these shorts?” It wasn’t until he noticed that I had three small children with me that it registered with him that I was not his honey. “Oops,” he said, looking at my kids in confusion. “You’re not my wife.”

His wife popped out from behind another rack and said, “Look at her shoes – you should’ve known by those that she wasn’t me!”

Nope, it shouldn’t have been the fact that I looked NOTHING like his wife that tipped him off. It was definitely the five inch heels.

shoes – Naughty Monkey, shorts – Target, shirt – JCrew, earrings – Nordstrom, bracelet – The Vintage Gypsy

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Comments

  1. I think he was subconsciously wishing you were his wife! Because? Look at you! I’ve never went to Target looking that HOT! ;)

  2. I agree with Mel! Hot Mama! It was just wishful thinking on his part! :)

  3. Haha love this! You look gorgeous and great shoes!

  4. Love the heels! Poor guy wishes you were his wife. :)

  5. Wow!!! You look gorgeous! I love the juxtaposition of the high shoes and short shorts! kudos my dear!

  6. you look great!

  7. I thought for sure he was using that as his pick-up line!

  8. Hahaha – men, they have no idea! You would have thought the 3 kids would have tipped him off…

  9. I wish I could tell you the number of times my Hubs has done that to other people -not just women! Thanks, Dear! Those shoes are hot, Cate. Today was my first W.I.W.W. It is so fun seeing everyone’s looks!!! ~Sarah

  10. Ooh! Girl, that is one great outfit! I am in love with those shoes. I’m also totally jealous that you can pull off shorts because I’m still as white as Casper the Friendly Ghost.

    Happy 4th!

    Veralynn
    joiedeveralynn.blogspot.com

  11. I am loooovin those shoes! Adorable!

  12. Too funny. Those shoes are sexy and gorgeous!
    Carolyn http://sillyhappysweet.blogspot.com

  13. obviously he WISHED you were his wife! especially in this fabulous shoes. love!

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